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member name: Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom
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November 16, 2009 12:03 PM EST --
The Black Friday 2009 Wal-Mart ad hasn't arrived at my house. Since I never shop at Wal-Mart and never shop on Black Friday it's not a cause for worry or gnashing of frog teeth. Getting up . . .
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July 09, 2007 06:29 PM EDT --
Somewhere in Cyberspace
July 9, 2007
Digger Burrows, GNN Political Correspondent at Large
In a press conference this morning Nippy Katz, Aleatoric Party Chairman, announced that the party . . .
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October 04, 2006 06:08 PM EDT --
I'm not much on writing poetry. The muse just doesn't seem to like me very well. Here's one I've had for a long time:
Old Procrustes landlord, schoolman had this sign above . . .
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October 17, 2006 03:37 PM EDT --
As some of you probably know, Jackie L refused my offer of a place on my No Obligation Future Spouse Waiting list. I don't know why she'd refuse an opportunity like this. . . .
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May 04, 2007 01:04 PM EDT --
At last count I have 1011 points. My goal for the day is 1111. With a little help from you, I know we can do it!
Your friend,
Nippy
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April 29, 2007 07:44 PM EDT --
Before we get to the meat of the article, here's a little poem:
On the Sidelines
The game of life is hard.
You have to scratsh and claw
For evry yard
You manage to advance.
The . . .
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May 15, 2007 06:03 PM EDT --
It's the profession you love to hate, the loathsome litigators. Not all of them have a reputation for being evil. Regardless, it's time to list them.
Rules are simple. . . .
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June 21, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
We bought our current cats from a breeder in N. California. We made the mistake of giving her our email address. Whenever she has a new litter she sends us pictures of the kittens. We . . .
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June 28, 2007 01:37 PM EDT --
I've probably spent too much time with the cats. I've taken a lot of advice from them over the years. One bit of advice I haven't taken is "Bite him." On one level it . . .
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June 22, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
The rules are very simple. Name a chemical. One chemical per comment. I believe in you.
I'll start--ammonium nitrate
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August 22, 2007 03:32 PM EDT --
The economy is showing signs of implosion. We could be seeing serious deflation and all that that entails. We may have to consider economies we've never seen here in the US. Contingency . . .
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September 13, 2006 03:28 PM EDT --
Here's a little tune I wrote a while back--it's my copyrighted work, as they say, a protected work of authorship. The tune is probably familiar.
The Sensitive Guy
A new age healer told . . .
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October 14, 2006 04:28 PM EDT --
There's been a lot of talk about awards recently. To honor the memory of G. Harold Carswell I'm introducing the G. Harold Carswell Awards for Gather content and miscellaneous real world achievements. . . .
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April 18, 2007 07:34 PM EDT --
I'm not in a position to take advantage of this offer but I thought I'd pass it on. Note that it doesn't come from Nigeria, but from Burkina Faso, a totally different country which, I . . .
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May 09, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
Item 1: Paris Hilton has joined the movement to ask Ahnold to pardon her. I guess the thought of Paris being violated in jail by the other inmates is just too much for her fans to bear. . . .
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May 14, 2007 02:22 PM EDT --
One ingredient per comment.
Anything you can find on the label.
Here's some starter:
calcium propionate
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July 23, 2007 12:47 PM EDT --
Dublin, CA
July 23, 2007
Yesterday the occupation forces led by General Morty withdrew from the Katz residence. Standing atop a blue cat carrier the feline general announced "Mission accomplished." . . .
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April 30, 2007 06:09 PM EDT --
There was once a lonely frog. Unlike most of his species he had a strong desire for social interaction. The other males either ignored him or were hostile, depending on the time of year. . . .
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June 01, 2007 02:33 PM EDT --
Some people aren't witless.
Others are. Often
It's not because they're shunned
By the stars or
Born brain damaged.
The plain fact of the matter
Is that
They learned it.
It was . . .
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September 11, 2006 01:30 PM EDT --
It's not my original idea, but we have a lot of wars on concepts. Looks like we've withdrawn from the War on Poverty and declared victory, but we have the War on Drugs and the War on . . .
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